Can we win the Darwin Beer Can Regatta? Yes, we can.
project visionaryknown as the "moses of the mud pit," due to his ability to part any and all obstacles during endurance races.
MISDIRECTOR OF PRODUCTIONbefore embarking on a career in film production, was a locally famous professional wrestler called "THE WALLABEAST". often in focus.
YOUTH OF TODAYturned down the chance to be the sixth member of one direction to pursue a career in XBOX GAMING.
CHIEF OPERATIONS OPERATORWas once called a "Fat Kid" by prevention magazine. WANTED high heels, got a tower on his ankle.
ACTUAL PRO ATHLETEwe got the number one draft pick. those other teams have no idea how screwed they are.
QUARTERMASTER-GENERALworks in a cave, makes really expensive space-food sticks. you want him on your team when you play paintball.
director of re-engineeringvoted 'most eligible batchelor' by australian tradesman magazine 2012, 13, 14 and 15.
contrary to public belief, does not have actual pens as hands. Designer of our logo - see more of his work here.
vp of textiles and shineAll she touches really does turn to gold. and silver. and other sparkly colors.
More about the regatta (but really, you should click this link instead)